Google me…

Ok, another silly item today due to the dreaded lack of inspiration.

Instructions: Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul needs music”

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul looks like he’s in a coffin in the cover shot”

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul says hello"

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul wants your uterus"

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul does what he wants and the ladies love it"

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul hates handles"

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul asks Philemon to forgive Onesimus”

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul goes back to his Burnley roots"

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul likes to chug"

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul eats peas with his meat"

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul wears half a ball to hide his baldy head”

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Google says: "Paul was for murder"

 

[I’m sure normality will resume tomorrow!]

3 Responses to “Google me…”

  1. heather Says:

    hmmm this too seems a little familiar….. lol

    • steaders Says:

      I ran out of inspiration. The ideas were there for a post, but just couldn’t get the right words. So I used this instead! Thank you 🙂

  2. Sheila Says:

    Had a laugh with this one..
    Sheila needs-any drink training
    Sheila looks like-a tender branch bent low to the ground
    Sheila says-it took me a while to get used to the slow smokey style of this number
    Sheila wants-to move in
    Sheila does-her best to pretend she is an expert
    Sheila asks-Bob to start playing some suitable music while she gets ready
    Sheila goes-out with her mate Stella
    Sheila wears-Sheila a midnight blue dress suit with a white shirt and a violet-red skirt underneath.
    Sheila was arrested for-drug possession

    I did not choose the first option for the last one!!

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