Mother has bought herself a new mobile phone – I think that’s her fiftieth!
She’s had it a few days so why, when I turn up, do I get the questions (the same questions I always get):
“What’s this symbol mean?”
“What does 3G mean?
and “Where’s my photos?”
And the best bit is, she’s sitting the other side of the room with the phone in her hand so I can’t see it and I don’t even know what the phone is!
You can read Mother! Read the book that came with it! Or else give me the phone to play with and then I’ll tell you!
Mothers. Who needs them?