Archive for November 16th, 2009

Kitchen time

November 16, 2009

I decided that as I was off work today, it would be a good idea to make my Christmas puddings. Yes, I do make my own! And I thought I’d share the basic recipe with you all. Note: My puddings are actually a variation on this – you didn’t expect me to share my secrets do you?

Christmas Pudding

serves: 8

Prep Time: 40 mins

Cook Time: 3hrs

  • 110g raisins
  • 110g sultanas
  • 300g currants
  • 100ml stout
  • 4tbsp brandy
  • 110g whole candied fruit, finely diced
  • 50g blanched almonds, finely chopped
  • 50g undyed glace cherries, coarsely chopped
  • 1/2 tspn ground nutmeg
  • 1/2 tspn ground cinnamon
  • 125g unsalted butter, softened
  • 125g dark muscovado sugar
  • 2 medium eggs
  • 1 tbsp treacle
  • 185g self raising flour
  • 55ml milk

 

  • 2 pt pudding basin
  • Baking parchment
  • String
  1. Place the dried fruits in a small saucepan with the stout and brandy, bring to the boil, then gently simmer for 10-15mins or until all the liquor has been absorbed, stirring occaisionally
  2. Transfer to mixing bowl and leave to cool for 20-30mins
  3. Stir in the peel, almonds, cherries and spices
  4. Blend the butter and sugar together for several minutes in a food mixer, add the eggs, one by one, then the treacle, flour and finally the milk
  5. Stir into the dried fruit mixture
  6. Generously butter the pudding basin, butter a square of baking parchment and line the bottom of the basin with it, buttered side up
  7. Spoon the mixture into the basin and smooth the surface
  8. Cut a double sheet of baking parchment measuring 30cm square, make a pleat in the centre. butter the underside and place over the top of the pudding
  9. Tie the paper in place with a string below the top of the pudding
  10. Put in a saucepan with boiling water that comes two thirds of the way up the sides, cover and simmer gently for 2hrs 45mins. Top up water level now and again, if necessary
  11. Remove basin from the saucepan and leave to stand for 15-20 minutes before running a knife around the outside of the pudding and then turning on to a plate

To freeze

The pudding can be frozen for up to 3 months. Leave the cooked pudding to cool, then remove the baking parchment on top and replace with fresh parchment. Place the pudding, still in the basin, in a freezer bag and freeze. Defrost at room temperature for 6-8 hours (or overnight in a fridge). Reheat as above, for 1 hour

 

So there’s the instructions. My puddings are made slightly different to that though. Mainly because I take after my mother in the kitchen! Her cooking exploits are legendary! She has on more than one occasion turn two pages in a recipe book and carried on, without even noticing! On another occasion she misread 1 tablespoon of water for one cup of water and wonder why the cake took ages to cook! This could explain why , when the recipe said “softened butter” I ended up with melted butter (or was it facebook distracting me?) or why when I was half way through he recipe I suddenly realised the blender was still buried at the back of the cupboard! In fact the 40mins prep time end up nearer 2 hours!

But I got there in the end. There all cooked – I made 4 small puddings and 2 medium sized puddings – and ready to be eaten.

And here’s the finished product

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Google me…

November 16, 2009

Ok, another silly item today due to the dreaded lack of inspiration.

Instructions: Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul needs music”

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul looks like he’s in a coffin in the cover shot”

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul says hello"

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul wants your uterus"

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul does what he wants and the ladies love it"

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul hates handles"

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul asks Philemon to forgive Onesimus”

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul goes back to his Burnley roots"

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul likes to chug"

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul eats peas with his meat"

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Google says: "Paul wears half a ball to hide his baldy head”

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Google says: "Paul was for murder"

 

[I’m sure normality will resume tomorrow!]